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a few pickup lines... 31-07-2010
Be unique and different, say yes. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money? Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by
again? Hi, my name is {name}, how do you like me so far? Hi. Are you cute? I can sense that you're a terrific lover, and it intimidates
me a little. I'm easy. Are you? I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman
on earth tonight. I'm trying to ...
1 Reacties, 14 Bezichtigingen,
9 Stemmen
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vergelijkingen 14-01-2009
maak vergelijkingen in verband met sex, liefde, relatie
bvb
het leven is als een piet
hard op de verkeerde momenten
0 Reacties, 17 Bezichtigingen,
3 Stemmen
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Vreemdgaan 14-04-2006
Vorige week na een avondje stappen heb ik een bijzonder
leuke vrouw leren kennen.Op een gegeven moment ging de
bar dicht en vroeg ze mij of ik haar naar huis wilde brengen
en omdat ik inmiddels behoorlijk geil was geworden kon
ik natuurlijk geen nee zeggen.Thuis aangekomen vroeg
ze of ik nog mee naar binnen wilde voor een bakkie.Nadat
ik op de bank had plaatsgenomen kwam ze boven op mij ...
1 Reacties, 305 Bezichtigingen,
42 Stemmen
,3.08 Score |
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of wel ?? 23-03-2006
waar blijven de leuke vrouwen ?
of gebeurt er niet zoveel hier ?
2 Reacties, 141 Bezichtigingen,
13 Stemmen
,1.30 Score |
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Blow Job gone wrong 15-09-2021
As we are laying in bed. Me sucking his
cock him slamming the dildo into my pussy. We been at it for
20 plus minutes. I had already came 2 times. He wanted 3.
I raised my hips I was getting close he said ya suck it I
going to cum. I wrapped my lips around the head and went into
suction mode. He was pumping at my mouth when he jerked away
and Shot Cum straight ...
1 Reacties, 28 Bezichtigingen,
1 Stemmen
,2.40 Score |
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Lol 14-03-2021
<br><br>
Ou
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Call Girls In Jaipur | High Profile Call Girls in Jaipur 30-01-2021
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a story related to call girl it is the most ...
0 Reacties, 0 Bezichtigingen,
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Top Ten Warning Signs that the Profile is a Fake 04-12-2020
One of my "kinks" these days is weeding out the
various fake profiles that pop up in Shemalez.nl - Shemale Dating, Tranny Chat - Shemalez now and then. So,
from the home office in Ypsilanti, Michigan, here are the
Top Ten Warning Signs that the Profile is a Fake <br><br>
10. The writer spels and speaks english goodly . 9. Uses a photo of a woman who should be a model 8. Uses a photo of a woman who actually IS a model ...
2 Reacties, 45 Bezichtigingen,
3 Stemmen
,1.47 Score |
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Anal 14-08-2020
Care share an anal experiences that have gone bad?
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0 Stemmen
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Clean up on aisle 9, please 31-01-2020
I have a friend has granted me permission to share her
story. No, this is not code for me to be able to talk about
myself without you knowing it, but an actual friend. If
you’ve kept up with any of my blogs or writings, you know
my life is an open book, so there would be no need for me to
hide behind “a friend.” Let’s her “Grace.”
Anyway… Grace has come to a in her life where ...
0 Reacties, 108 Bezichtigingen,
5 Stemmen
,3.47 Score |
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?? Why is ?? 30-01-2020
If we have 3somes all the times but I can’t at females!?!!
Lol
1 Reacties, 8 Bezichtigingen,
0 Stemmen
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The Sound of Incognito 28-01-2020
Hello incognito, my old friend I've come to do bad things again Stealth mode on while I'm creeping Releasing seeds if you catch my meaning And the visions that are planted in brain Still remain but not in web browser after I close out and delete all history
just in case <br><br>
In office I wasn't alone Nearly caught me on phone 'Neath desk fingers cramp And I think ...
2 Reacties, 16 Bezichtigingen,
4 Stemmen
,2.47 Score |
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It's all about the points.... 26-01-2020
It's all about the ....It's all about the
....It's all about the ....It's
all about the ....It's all about the ....It's
all about the ....
2 Reacties, 18 Bezichtigingen,
7 Stemmen
,3.30 Score |
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Mirror Mirror 19-01-2020
Jacqueline’s breath caught in her throat as Raef pulled
her tight his chest. With his arms wrapped tightly around
her, she looked into his eyes and saw them sparkle with the
reflection of the stars. His lips were soft against her
ear as he leaned down and whispered… <br><br>
Okay—Okay—I…I’m sorry. I just can't do this.
<br><br>
LOL! <br><br> ...
0 Reacties, 51 Bezichtigingen,
7 Stemmen
,3.30 Score |
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Dinner is Served 08-01-2020
I had an odd (?) thought today, while masturbating. At least,
I think it may have been odd? I’m not sure. Here, I’ll
just tell you and you can make up your own mind. Cool? Let’s
proceed… Sex is of like a candle. When you first ignite the spark,
it’s hot and heavy. I mean, that shit is on! I’m thinking
most of us understand and have experienced aforementioned
hotness, so there’s no ...
9 Reacties, 131 Bezichtigingen,
30 Stemmen
,4.42 Score |
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points 05-01-2020
4 the points
1 Reacties, 9 Bezichtigingen,
4 Stemmen
,2.47 Score |
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i am not funnin in a relationship 03-01-2020
Just need to get some Points so I am adding something here.
1 Reacties, 14 Bezichtigingen,
9 Stemmen
,3.00 Score |
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Funny 03-01-2020
Funny more points
0 Reacties, 12 Bezichtigingen,
6 Stemmen
,3.37 Score |
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Your Seat Can Also Be Used as a Flotation Device 01-01-2020
I was in my mid forties, contently married for 14 years and KNEW life was perfect! <br><br>
ME: Life is perfect! <br><br>
LIFE: Wanna bet? <br><br>
Details are not important... Him~ my sister~Our couch
in our house~Fucking~Done and divorced. <br><br>
What the fuck was I supposed to do now? OH, right! Date! <br><br>
I knew there was no ...
3 Reacties, 115 Bezichtigingen,
20 Stemmen
,4.53 Score |
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Santa Porn 26-12-2019
"Ahh, now for the real life part, " Santa smiled,
as Brenda and Sally repositioned themselves. In real life,
when it's not porn for men to jack off to, Lesbian sex
is a far more beautiful thing and less of a spectator sport.
Sally laid back, and Brenda gently slipped her fingers
into Sally, turned her wrist just the way she knew, and started
the orgasm inducing fingering that worked ...
0 Reacties, 32 Bezichtigingen,
18 Stemmen
,2.31 Score |
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Ahh youth 22-12-2019
So I like cumming on a womans tits or even her and of course
Im more in tune with the idea when the partner in question
wants it. Oh but what about a time when you lacked experience
and aim...Like hitting a womam right in the eye they they
are even near your . IE a shot arced back enough
land in her eye when we were laying side by side after lol
ahh youth
3 Reacties, 41 Bezichtigingen,
19 Stemmen
,4.05 Score |
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No points! 20-12-2019
is not very funny.
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points 17-12-2019
points
0 Reacties, 5 Bezichtigingen,
4 Stemmen
,2.86 Score |
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Blowjob hickies 15-12-2019
I'm very partial receiving oral. Sometimes some
people get a little carried away and when I get home I notice
the head of dick is all bloodshot. I was telling friend
about this problem and he started calling them dickies.
Does anyone else run into this and what do you call it?
3 Reacties, 42 Bezichtigingen,
27 Stemmen
,3.77 Score |
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Himor 15-12-2019
Where’s e him in relationshipscv
0 Reacties, 4 Bezichtigingen,
4 Stemmen
,0.92 Score |
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How well do you know each other :) 13-12-2019
Son: Dad, I’ve heard that in some parts of the world a man
doesn’t know his wife he marries her. <br><br>
Father: Son, that’s true everywhere.
5 Reacties, 40 Bezichtigingen,
18 Stemmen
,2.99 Score |
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bi 29-11-2019
to bi or not to bi , bye
2 Reacties, 28 Bezichtigingen,
19 Stemmen
,1.67 Score |
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cock size 22-10-2019
I love in how are bigger than everything i see, Pictures
or ca m if you want
0 Reacties, 2 Bezichtigingen,
1 Stemmen
,3.70 Score |
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I love white woman 20-10-2019
I prefer white woman, I love my black woman but I also love
white woman because they are more freakier.
8 Reacties, 83 Bezichtigingen,
50 Stemmen
,2.62 Score |
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Funny 10-10-2019
If its easy take it twice
3 Reacties, 68 Bezichtigingen,
55 Stemmen
,1.86 Score |