. Okay, take it for what it is.... Can you handle that? Hmmm? Weak souls bail now, don't read on , I might scare you.... I am just playin with ya'll. Don't take offense, just be who you are and don't just dream , live while you still can... Be happy at all cost, whatever that means to you apply it, it's all in your mind... Any institution using this site... blow stool frat boy, I don't give a fuck, post my dick on a billboard for all I care, use it on your profile and show up with a 4 inch cock in your pocket! Clonies go for it! Put your dick where your keyboards at! Post this shit on your Face Space wall... I have a life so IDGAF! When people say, "I am real" , well what the fuck? Are you sure about that? If you're composed of 10% styrofoam, 10% cellophane and 80% BS, does that make you real? Also, I got wrapped up in the whole fan thing and after awhile I gave it thought and really I am not a fan of anyone other than I guess, Bob Marley, because he taught me too walk it like you talk it or shut the fuck up... I mean let's all get real here... If you have a long list of requirements and insist I read your 10,000 word essay/profile, i will tell you now I probably will get bored about three sentences in... Yawn!!! I am not interested in your self promotion and requirements. Are you really that self absorbed? Boring and pathetic! Anywho, with that said, nobody reads this book report profile but here it is for those of you who have the time and can read.... Haha Casual sex is getting boring, now I am looking for a discreet FWB for regular passion... While I am definitely in search of a regular lover, confiding lady who just needs to feel needed and appreciated, I still am open to the NSA casual pounding I know some of you sexy ladies crave. Here's what I got from being on this site for many years, I have learned a few things I feel the need to share... First and foremost, always be respectful no matter what the profile says. Although she might claim to be a slut, , nymph, cock monger etc. doesn't really mean the door is wide open to call her such when you contact her. Wanna fuck? Will get you very few responses and probably a lot of computer viruses from those who do... Unless your George Clooney packing John Holmes cock in your shorts. What's wrong with Hello, I am Mike or something simple, normal and sane... Dick pics as main profile photo, tried it for years and my dick is somewhat impressive but while you might think it's really something not everyone does and really limits the amount of people who take you seriously. If you don't have any good body parts to post what makes you think that your cock is it??? I would try a pic of your or garden or even your car before that noodle. If you think it's worth showing then put it somewhere but not as your main photo. And a couple with a cock photo as your main photo is just fucked up to me... I truly enjoy showing attention to a woman who is craving that. i am into married, single ladies and mfm couples. Send me a email so we can take things further, I am not the type to blow up your phone or send you a shit load of text messages. If someone is not interested I am cool with that. I have other options and I am not sensitive that way. Also looking for on going affair with a nice lady. Meet once a week at a nice hotel and make hot love for a few hours and then quickly fall back in too our normal routine... Ughhhhh

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