I'm a real woman, not a lure for a porn site. I live near Corpus Christi, where we have all the sun and all of the beaches. And all of the tacos. I need an extra man around for one thing, well maybe two. I'm looking for a friend-type for a mutually beneficial relationship of some kind. Am hoping to visit regularly with one (only 1!) individual (not once with every random stranger who can click a mouse on a sex site and asks me to try them out) both to go out places and stay in and have fun. I am staying with family, so there's no privacy here. Please be able to host. I would like us to be able to stand to be around each other for more than five minutes, so I would like to save you some time. -If you are hoping to hook up tonight with anybody with a vagina, you are better off looking at the next profile. -If you don’t want to wear a condom, we aren't going to get along. I've made it this far without my pussy rotting off, and I'm allergic to penicillin. -Sorry, married guys (but I'm not judging). There are too many guys who are lonely in this town and don't get ANY pussy. You are just being greedy for wanting two. -I AM A FORMER PLUS-SIZE MODEL AND BBW – CURVY, SOFT AND SENSUAL. IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR BARBIE, YOU WON'T LIKE ME. I have a lot of, ahem, skills and know how everything works, plus I have an insatiable drive. I'm adventurous and pretty open-minded, and I would like the same in an experienced FWB. I want my bell rung regularly and well, not a one and done, and I can artfully provide the same. If you find this profile slightly more humorous than it is bitchy, write me NOW! I will reply to everyone! (Sorry, but I don’t always get to respond to “flirt”s or “hotlist”s only – so don’t be shy.) Have a great time finding what you want, have a wonderful day and have fun! Thanks -Raquelle

Mijn Ideale Persoon: Gentlemen, I need your help. I need a man’s opinion. It seems to me that I have only found the men who believe that sex starts with putting on a condom and starting off in fourth gear.

I hope I have visited with all of those men and all that are left to contact me are the ones who know that sex for a woman starts softly and slowly, with attention and skill to put a woman through all her paces and who get extreme satisfaction out of leaving her happily exhausted, with a smile on her face and your number in her mind.

Surely there must be someone who understands that it is also to a man’s benefit to treat his partner well, knowing that when she is pleased the right way, he gets an excellent ride.

Tell me, do you believe there are still men like that, who know that starting off in high gear is bad on the transmission and makes for a bumpy trip but keeping the engine well oiled and in tune makes for an exciting cruise?

Would love to hear from a certified mechanic.